Your story is not a boring set of milquetoast events.
It IS the conversation starter you need to shine the light on your brand and kickstart your sales party. And I can help you tell it right.
You want your words to work as hard as you do.
You’ve heard 1,099,999 times that a clear brand message will give you visibility and help you sign dream clients back to back.
But how the heck do you do create yours when you spend 8 frickin’ hours everytime you try to come up with something?
You just need a break and a breakthrough…
But what if your copy could:
All would be well in your world, eh?
You can achieve all this (and more) when you bring me on board to tell your story.
Hi! I’m Sally, but call me your copy bestie.
Friggin’ perfectionist, ADHDer, and a sucker for em-dashes.
I’m the copywriter who will help you turn your big-hearted ideas into bold, bankable content.
I help creative entrepreneurs like you say what you really mean—clearly, confidently, and in a way that gets the right people to lean in and say, “Omg, I need this.”
If writing your About page feels harder than folding fitted sheets, or your sales funnel’s just sitting there like a party no one showed up to… I’ve got you.
I take those dusty to-do’s like “write website copy” or “finally launch that offer” and turn them into done-for-you, backed-by-strategy assets you’re proud to show off. Because here’s the truth:
You’ve got the vision. You just need the words that work (hard), so your business doesn’t have to hustle so loud. And that’s where I come in
But, I wasn’t always a copywriter.
It’s storytime! Grab some popcorn.
Fun Facts About Me
My surname is pronounced “Oh-phone-yay-be.” See, that wasn’t so hard. And it means one man can’t live alone (like, without a family).
When I was “elementary school” little, I thought I’d be a lawyer. Then I grew up, decided the sciences sounded cool, and studied Plant Biotechnology. Now, I’m a copywriter. Gimme a name.
I’m obsessed with sunflowers because (1.) they’re so damn gorg and (2.) they always look toward the sun (Iiteral mindset tip. IYKYK).
My favorite verse of the scripture is Isaiah 49:16. I LOVE the concept of God tattooing my name on the palm of His hands. He can’t ever forget about me. I’m a Christian, and that, for me, is reassurance.
My best ideas come when I’m brushing my teeth at 8 a.m. or in the kitchen doing the dishes.
Dancing is my stress relief therapy. Yup, I’m mostly wiggling my ass and twisting every inch of my body to pop music when I need a pick-me-up.
The Core Values
The principles guiding this copywriting powerhouse.
1. Clarity
From clarity comes conversions. So, if you are passionate about building a thriving business, you need a thorough understanding of who you are, who you serve, and how you serve them.
2. Conviction
Believing in what you bring to the table starts with you. This begins with embodying your vibe and abilities without apologies and not trying to fit into social media or societal boxes.
3. Connection
Your message has to first connect before it converts. So, focus on using your story as a connection point that builds an audience of people who will be pumped to work with you.
I can help you tell your story. Periodt!
You bring the idea. I bring the words. And together, we create a brand that’s different from the mess of stereotypes online (because the way brands are twinning in every way these days is a little lot too much). It’s time to stand out!